Hi hi Hi pimple dicks and pigs! Wow can I get any more sexy? Iv gained a few pounds over the winter and its gone straight to my Princess Pom-Pom’s… and might I just say, every time I think Iv hit the peek of my vaingloriousness… Im wrong. I just keep giving myself reasons to be even more full of myself! I mean who gains 10 pounds STILL looks thin and gets bigger perky boobs? HA - Only me bitches! Not like those monstrous sow’s with their stretched out saggy utters you slim dicks end up with ((was that rude? - oh well))

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Anyway,  My uk-pisser has been displaying his true love for me. Yes he did admit to being in love with me, seems he hears birds chirping and love music playing whenever he’s near me. Funny though thats not what I hear when we are in Yahoo messenger - I just hear a sweet Cha Chiing! sound. Matt, your $1100.00 and I are going to have fun together this weekend!

Laa Laa Laa dadiididaa - This the sound of LOVE oui? My Italian moron who was recently fired has come back in love as well too. Though he is notorious for his very lengthy letters of love OR depression (depending on how Iv treated him), had sent me a short quick mail on NiteFlirt to basically tell me he doesnt think its fair he’s fired. We had some fun hitting his NF daily limit which was about $1200.00. He just loves to pay his rude, bossy hot Princess. Giamira Its not enough, do your job better!

My traveling Canadian Lushy-poo I guess is *not* back… just back enough to pay my $300.00 PTV mail but not back to actually have a session. Well wtf-ever dude. As long as that wallet keeps on talking were all good until you are settled back in the city for a good intoxication session!

So the past weekend I went out with a couple friends… had a few to many, but had a good time. We went club hopping down 17th ave SW and were the treat of the night. Yes I said the treat of the night because it was a treat for anyone lucky enough to see the 3 of us HOT girls out together. and yes the boys were drooling… too bad for them though, all they got were “you wish” looks. Haha - you guys are so entertaining I must say… as stupid as you all are, you are very amusing at times. Ill give you that.

Bye Bye Bitches…

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