Hi hi Hi pimple dicks and pigs! Wow can I get any more sexy? Iv gained a few pounds over the winter and its gone straight to my Princess Pom-Pom’s… and might I just say, every time I think Iv hit the peek of my vaingloriousness… Im wrong. I just keep giving myself reasons to be even more full of myself! I mean who gains 10 pounds STILL looks thin and gets bigger perky boobs? HA - Only me bitches! Not like those monstrous sow’s with their stretched out saggy utters you slim dicks end up with ((was that rude? - oh well))

(Click the Pic of me)

Anyway,  My uk-pisser has been displaying his true love for me. Yes he did admit to being in love with me, seems he hears birds chirping and love music playing whenever he’s near me. Funny though thats not what I hear when we are in Yahoo messenger - I just hear a sweet Cha Chiing! sound. Matt, your $1100.00 and I are going to have fun together this weekend!

Laa Laa Laa dadiididaa - This the sound of LOVE oui? My Italian moron who was recently fired has come back in love as well too. Though he is notorious for his very lengthy letters of love OR depression (depending on how Iv treated him), had sent me a short quick mail on NiteFlirt to basically tell me he doesnt think its fair he’s fired. We had some fun hitting his NF daily limit which was about $1200.00. He just loves to pay his rude, bossy hot Princess. Giamira Its not enough, do your job better!

My traveling Canadian Lushy-poo I guess is *not* back… just back enough to pay my $300.00 PTV mail but not back to actually have a session. Well wtf-ever dude. As long as that wallet keeps on talking were all good until you are settled back in the city for a good intoxication session!

So the past weekend I went out with a couple friends… had a few to many, but had a good time. We went club hopping down 17th ave SW and were the treat of the night. Yes I said the treat of the night because it was a treat for anyone lucky enough to see the 3 of us HOT girls out together. and yes the boys were drooling… too bad for them though, all they got were “you wish” looks. Haha - you guys are so entertaining I must say… as stupid as you all are, you are very amusing at times. Ill give you that.

Bye Bye Bitches…

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Meow Meow my insignificant little shit stains - I feel so excited to share my very brainy past few weeks with you retards. Not that I think the majority of you worthless ass munchers deserve this kind of peek into my evil brain, but Ill share just so you pukes know what I’ve been up to.

For you peasants wondering where the abuse talk is… it will follow my update.

The majority of you idiots should know of my utter love and fascinations of the human mind and human behavior… I set the bar on mental fucks & manipulations - truly… but this is because I have a deep love of knowing all I can on the human brain.

Anyway - Iv spent the past 2 weeks watching lectures, reading books, and studying on neuropsychopharmacology and psychotropic drugs. I spent much of this time in total awe and more info-struck then anything ells. So needless to say I had to go through the majority of the info a couple times.

I wont go on much longer about this and mainly because I dont think most of your clueless bitches will understand anyway. But the past few weeks really Iv been just caught up in the human mind. How drugs effect it, and not just any drugs but hallucinogenic drugs. Iv been reading on the pineal gland, which drugs are used to treat mental disorders, why those drugs, what their derived from & which of them are produced naturally in our brain. This last point led me to more on the pineal gland and dimethyltryptamine. In between all that I took breaks reading on the illuminati and the freemasons. But thats a real buzz kill so I wont bother going there. 

In between all that - can you believe I had time to abuse some of you fuck-wads?! Well I did. Lets take LondonPisser for a moment. He made the “mistake?” of messaging me prior to going out with his friends. Oh have a GOOD time, and have a few for me - I said to the wimp. Already making the choice for him that
he would be spending 1k on me. I also told him before he left to message me when he got home. He did and he was drunk like I knew he would be. I decided for him he wanted some humiliation, planted in his head how he wanted it and put a $1200.00 tag on it all and the next day I was picking up $1200.00 at WU!

Didn’t stop there though Smart as I am I made sure it would be the session that keeps on giving to me. His little pecker feel into the trap I laid out for it - and the next day he realized his $1200.00 needs to be followed up with another $2050.00. My London funny boy is so fun… Plus he will do anything to prevent me from making his videos and pictures viral! $3250.00 from his wallet to mine! Look at me bragging about raping you pisser! haha!

Omg Midget boy came back… broke and pathetic. In love with his Model Princess I just couldnt deny him the joy of losing the $500.00 he said he didnt have. Thnx for that pocket change shorty! Come back when you have some real money!

Lets not forget the Italian retard, whos beed FIRED! Singing the blues and writing me FIVE PAGE emails of shit I dont ever read. Bottom line if your now broke - your fucking gone-zo bitch. Thnx for the last couple hundred, when I buy lunch with it - I wont even think of you.

Piggy pat is back - he even has himself a fancy new blog to show the world how sick he is. http://adultmaleblogs.com/bbcslut/

Theres been quite a few nerds who have had the honor of tributing me - but they dont get mentioned as I feel anything under 500 is not blog worthy. (unless their REALLY amusing) Id be here all day talking about so-so pigs. You need to pay the fuck UP, Be really pathetic and or both to make it here!

K well… this is enough typing for now. Iv got TONS AND TONS of members area updates. So Im off to look at my hot new pictures and videos!

Smell ya later dinks!

Hi slim dick morons! I can just picture you idiots visiting my blog every day just waiting for an update, jonesing for me… and desperately hoping Ill come and update soon. You addicted readers have been so deprived lately. Too fucking back!

While I haven’t been posting I know allot of you know Iv been here - because your wallets are fucked right up. Yes they sure are dummies, and it seems some of you really need some help with your addiction to ME & its effect on your shit-life. But unfortunately for you, you won’t be getting any help from me because really I just dont care what happens in your life. Even if Im the one who caused it… anyway its a PRIVILEGE for you fist fuckers to have the joy of going broke for Moi! Having your mental well-being flushed down the toilet - for Moi…and having everything you ever worked for stepped all over by my pretty feet. Because with out me ya fucking skid marks… your nothing at all!

Anyway on a lighter note… I got $800.01 from my uk pisser matt on Thursday. But whats really funny about his WU 800.01 tribute is… the last tribute he sent me was a penny short. Itw as just a few weeks ago and around $1000.00 whatever it was he messaged me and told me he sent his tribute but had to send a
penny under.

“UNACCEPTABLE” I said to him, we had a laugh but it was understood that just a penny short is still not sending exactly what I said and would require him to pay up again just for being a penny short. So when he sent me my $$$$ a couple days ago he said “Princess when it converts to your Dollars it turns into $800.01″ I laughed my devilish bratty laugh and said “I told you Id get my penny” Funny yes, but whats even more funny is the video this idiot sent me while drunk out of his mind. The 800.00 is his “please dont post it on your blog” tribute. haha! Oh yes and my Italian piece of shit who thinks we are in some kind of relationship is just about on my last nerve. If it wasnt for his wallet id have to flush his ass right back to Italy. he still sends me LONG LONG love letters every day, I tell him the same thing… pay or shut the fuck up. His words of sentiment means diddley shit to me… now his inability to resist me repeated demands of tributes every day… Thats the one and only thing I can say we have in common - his wallet. Would you believe it if I told you after every day of tributing he sends me “break up” letters. I must end this but I will never end my love for you… bla bla bla. WHATEVER GUIDO, See you tomorrow!

My lush is back from his bizz trip. hehe I sent him to the airport to get smashed & serve me during his long boring flight over seas. Today I received some cashola in my account from him which means he must be back and ready to binge for his Princess! Make sure you have enough Vodka lush puppy!

Okay losers… I have some friends to meet… Ill be on niteflirt later tonight!