Uhhh its snowing!!! Its like winter again, the roads are shitty and all you can see is white. Ahh thats Alberta for you! So I had some wisdom teeth removed last week, and thankfully I decided to get sedated because I had no idea it was going to be such a brutal thing. I woke up with stitches in my mouth which I wasnt expecting, and thats about all I remember until the next day. ( the sedation stuff fucked me up for like 24 hours) Then of course the pain meds had me zombie-fied for a few days after that. So I was thinking 5 days of pain from wisdom teeth being taken out was too long, and realized half the pain was the stitches. So I went back to my dentist and demand he pull them out. he didnt like that idea, I told him he better take them out or Ill go home and take them out myself. I won, he took them out & after he did, I was almost instantly better! If I was thinking properly I would have saved my stitches and sold them to one of you lucky junkies on ebanned! hahaha

Anyway Im feeling WAYYYY better now and started taking calls again on NF a couple days ago and as always you idiots never change. Ricky Retardo called with some pretty sick and fucked up stories which had me laughing my pretty ass off. In case you guys forget who that is, he’s the idiot I force fed almost everything off the mc donalds menu, the idiot whos balls I fucked up so bad one time he had to call the health line HAHAHA. Anyway he says been fagging it up sucking dick, and getting used by various men, and never once did they even give him the reach around HAHAHA! Who cares loser you dont deserve pleasure!

Oh and before I forget PisserBoy – its about that time!!!

UK cock whore found himself in total awe with my last free video I put out on my blog… so much so that I woke up to nice little $500.00 tribute and the most pathetic “I love you my everything, thanks for the video” in my inbox from him… Hahaha what a dumb dumb! I love you my everything? Uhh puke!

Overjoyed with my ability to talk again (I do love the sound of my own voice) I made a humiliation MP3 on useless losers who are in fact actually useful… in some humiliating ways of course

Dick-Smoke-Joe long time servant boy who has been MIA for a good year messaged me this morning hoping I’d be on cam… usually Im not on cam in the morning however I was already ready as I was going out shopping with Shannon. So I turned my cam on for the bitch and let him turn his on too. He was boring, nothing to report there, however I on the other hand was amazing to look at. Its so damn amazing to be me, I mean I just have to flick on my cam and idiots want to pay pay pay! he loves watching me smoke and blow my smoke right in his ugly little mug. $$$

Well ass wipes, Im off to give Ang a call. We usually talk like 2 hours a day but Iv neglected her this week because of the stitches… so we must catch up!

Bye morons!

Hi geeks… your frantic fiend for a new post from me is over…

Drunko Dennis who is a semi new boozer slave off NiteFlirt called me for my devilish help in getting him totally plastered while his wife was upstairs sleeping. In his words “She’s upstairs sleeping like damn well always” hahaha awww loser almost seems like hes sad wifey-poo ignores him hahaha! Anyway drunko had 24 cans of beer to drink… Usually I like my morons to have hard liquor but beer works as well… as long as the loser can handle all the bloating hahaha. Drunko Dennis had the huge pleasure of chugging 16 beers in 30 minutes in some VERY humiliating ways… I was pushing for all 24 beers but idiot stick just about tossed his cookies and begged me to let him off the hook and go lay down. I was kind enough to allow him to go lay down after he paid me a $400.00 tribute for ruining the fun hahaha!

Derrick the crack head from Calgary has been super pathetic this week. A few days ago he called me all cracked out from under a bridge on his cell phone – Omg what a low life loser… He then made a walk of shame to the liquor store so he could drink while he was sucking on the devils dick (smoking crack). K, I often call my slaves losers and insult them… just for fun hahaha… but this moron is really useless, and a total low life… like a real massive one. Needless to say I made him feel like shit and used him for whatever the crack head was worth. Truthfully… I enjoy taking advantage of addicts and idiots who get fucked up on whatever substance, they get so much more damn needy they will break their own leg off just to keep you talking to them hahaha!

He called again last night at about 1am, in a fucking dingy in the reservoir!!! I didnt believe him at 1st until he started splashing water around lol… This time he was just drunk, and he must have been wasted because he started to tell me how good looking he is, and how he thought because we live in the same city that we might have a connection and could hang out (hahaha keep dreaming idiot), and how hes actually a really cool person. While I was laughing my pretty ass off that some old crack head who hangs out in reservoir’s and under bridges thinks hes hot and that Id actually ever spend a single second with a low life like that. Of course I told him that theres no way any girl like me would find some old crack head good looking. Thats when he tells me hes actually 26 years old! OMFG he sounded like an old haggard sac of skin… well I guess thats what he gets for being a crack head haha.

Anyway best part of the story, is how he was basically begging me to blackmail him… about 30 minutes after that I had his full name and number and he didnt even realize me extracting the info until I asked him if he realized what he just did. All I have to say is… Chaa Ching… bitch is about to me my personal ATM! Well done dumb dumb! Oh and derrick if your reading this… You’re right you do belong on 3rd ave sucking dick with the rest of the hookers… and if you dont deliver my cash demands… thats where you’re going to end up is on 3rd ave as a real life crack whore being pimped out by me!!! And Im sure I dont need to tell you that Ill expose you to your gf… you know I will!

Dick head ricky made quite the little confession last night, which was really amusing. He started out by asking if he could have a “Real Talk” with me about something important. I told him I dont care what he has to say, unless he opens that wallet 1st. So he sent his $200.00 tribute for my attention – fortunately for him I was in a playful mood so I told him since its an important talk its going to cost him extra for me to listen hahaha… so he went and sent another $100 and thanked me for making him pay extra. Looks like this dildo might do well in my world after all. Anyway he goes on to tell me he thinks hes falling in love with me. Im like OmG are you serious pindick? thats what you want to talk about? He thought that I never heard a slave say that before and it might be meaningful to me hahahaha! Unfortunately all he got was a broken heart as I told him “so fucking what? get in line with the other nimrods who are head over heels for me” he then let me know that he thought it might be meaningful for me because secretly he gets more hard over the idea of men then women. Well woopdidoo! lol ahh you men are so stupid thinking your feelings will ever matter!

Heres a little piece of one of my chats with Jom which I find so funny.

jom(edited): i’m glad you enjoyed running me into the ground
mistressmindy1: lol good
jom(edited): however my wallet hurts
jom(edited): i planned on spending 100
jom(edited): and i spent 515
jom(edited): so well done
jom(edited): guess i’ll just go pick up the broken pieces of my life
mistressmindy1: AHAHAH hahah well done to me!!!
mistressmindy1: LOL @ broken pieces of my life
mistressmindy1: OMG your level of patheticness is AWESOME
jom(edited): lol
mistressmindy1: wahh wahh snivel boo hoo… take your woody back to alert pay

Whats so funny about that is my master manipulation skills with you dick heads. Iv heard so many times “princess I only planned on spending X amount and I ended up spending X amount” I win, I always do and I always make you suckers cave… Its so amazing to be me… it really is!

Jom is a new(er) moron who has only been around MAYBE a week, but thus for hes been very amusing. hes a loser who LOVES humiliation and he often acts like hes going to cry and insults himself. Which I totally love. I cant help it, I like when I get slaves who self loath! Ha!

Here is my new teaser video… Its quite long for a free teaser video but I had elements I wanted to add and the result was it was long.

Drool away fuckers!

Princess Mindy Preview from Mindy Madison on Vimeo.

well the drunks are out on full effect!!! hahaha $$$ Yep it must be summer on the way making all the losers ready to party and get abused… The past week Iv had the pleasure of supremely intoxicating quite a few boozers!Chris who is a regular intox idiot of mine, had called on NiteFlirt saying his boring wife was out of town, he had a big bottle of vodka and he wanted to have some fun… after nearly the WHOLE bottle in about an hour and half and tributes…he was wasted and sent to end the call by standing in the toilet and jerk off hahaha! Ahh if his wife only knew what an idiot her husband is!

Someone who has been a 3 year regular slave of mine who requests to stay anonymous has come back around after being away for a few months… Though he says hes staying sober, when I asked him if he had been drinking he just laughed… Looks like my puppy is still the lush he always was hahaha. Yeah nothing much to report here due to his high anonymity requests, but I guess the most important part of this needle dick is his wallet… which was milked for a total of just over $1300.00

Dick head Ricky, who is a new drunk dumb dumb off clips4sale… bought a few of my forced intoxication clips and decided he wanted to try the real deal out and get an intox session… He went on cam and showed me his vodka, and the case of beer he had… 1st thing I noticed when loser turned his cam on was how much of a dick head he looked like – Thus where the bitch got his new name “Dick Head Ricky” hahaha! I told him he looks like a miserable cranky dick head and if he acts like how he looks hes going to fucking get it!!! He said he just looks that way but hes actually not cranky he was just cursed with that fugly mug! Anyway dick head ricky drank ALL 12 of his beers in about 45 minutes like a good little lush puppy… I decided it was time he amuse me with his wallet and some entertainment – So I ordered him to send me another $200.00 and get his girlfriends make up. Another 20 minutes later he was a quarter way down his bottle of vodka and looked like a Russian hooker with the pathetic skanky make-up job he did… I guess it didnt help every time he put eye-shadow or blush on, id say “its not dark enough, I cant see it on your face” even though it was & I could… I just wanted him to look even worse than he was making himself look hahaha!

$850.00 in, and 75% of the vodka gone, dick head ricky was about to perform a song and dance for me… however one of the last things I seen was him crawling to the corner, which I thought was part of his loser routine he was about to do, but he was actually heading towards the big potted plant in the corner… Can you guess what idiot did then? Yep he puked in his plant hahahaha! I just about fell out of my chair laughing, ahhh stupid loser! You would think he would have had enough right? Well wrong… he staggers back to the computer and asks me if he can just jerk off and go to bed because he is way to drunk to carry on. Like I give a fuck, if you’re not amusing me, you’re not paying, you’re not getting my attention or permission for shit! and I remind him of that too… so he sends another $100.00 tribute and asks if he can now jerk off… I told him if he can jerk off with his head hovering just over the plant he puked in… then yes he can! So there in all his discusting-ness, on his knees, jerking off with his face above his vomit in the plant. Obviously I shut the cam off with in about 30 seconds as my pretty eyes did not need to watch that pathetic display! Thnx for the moolah drunk boy! hahaha

((( This post was supposed to be done on Thursday, 5 days ago. I thought I hit post but didnt lol… so my post for today will be saved for tomorrow)))