Truth be told Im just testing my new blog theme and I need a few more posts to see what everything will look like… BUT – since I am writing in here and I did promise an update on my guy gossip…
Okay so, a few of my slaves have asked me about the boyfriend with all the tattoos (this guy). Well thats Brody and hes so old news, I made you dummies aware of this on twitter! Anyway, I broke up with Brody twice in two months, cheated on him, told him, blamed him, and then made him beg for me back, and yeah Brody and I are done and have been for awhile.
So then came Mitch… OmG I really really really liked Mitch, and right away!!! For the slaves who have been obsessed with me for years & reading my blog for a while… you know you have NEVER heard me say I really liked a guy – so that was huge for me! Anyway Mitch and I met at a club haha I know, it was bound to be real love right! lol – But we had so much in common, and his dick was fucking PERFECT! Like OmFg and it was actually nice to look at! So as hot, good in bed, and fun Mitch was, he had a little problem with his ego which was really fkin nauseating.
Long story short he started to annoy me more and more, and one day with the coaching of one of my sadistic girl friends who lives to watch me break up with my boyfriends… I decided that he was no longer worthy of being my bitch, shadow, boyfriend, etc… SO since I knew I would have to do/say something really harsh to drive my point home in his infantile, ego-driven pea brain, I decided to go public and break up with him on his facebook wall! 
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So when he was at work I posted some pretty mean stuff on his wall… I cant remember what I wrote word for word, but I do remember making it crystal clear to anyone who read his wall… If it wasnt for his dick he would be useless and that yeah Ill finally admit it, I think his friend is hotter… and some things we did sexually that would humiliate him in front of his friends, and of course let him know in case he couldnt tell… Its Over Bitch!
Sure I looked a little coo-coo leaving a message like that on my ex bf’s wall… but at least everyone knew he licked my ass all the time and was practically my bitch sex slave! So Id say I win and hopefully hes learned how to not be such an arrogant annoyance… Uhh lol seriously theres not enough room in the universe for My ego and anyone else hahaha
A Couple days later I was out with some friends and I was introduced to this sweet, well tanned, muscular guy who looked like a cub out of his den for the first time. Obviously this was a serious “good boy”. I couldnt decide if I was interested only because I knew how inexperienced in every way he was and how corrupting him would be so fun… I do have a “thing” for teasing and torturing guys… Its actually exciting to me to date guys and make them like me, love me, lust me, whatever and tease them, make them chase me, confuse them… Anyway the biggest attraction to Mike wasnt how tanned and muscular he was, or how cute he was… it was how innocent he looked and how I just KNEW I could get him around my finger and make him my bitch so easy. Watching him grovel and beg and jump hoops and ass kiss would just be so damn awesome! haha
But there was one little part of me that knew this wasnt right… But that was over a month ago and you know Me – Im a brat. I so called it too… the poor kid is whipped, its so cute! Too bad for Mike, hes soo into me and he is what my friends and I call my “summer fun” hahaha! Also too bad for him because I met Richard 2 or 3 weekends ago and OMG Richard is HOT!
Okay Im ending this post here and Ill do a guy gossip part 2 post after this. I need another post on this new blog so it only makes sense to end here and finish on the next one!
Bye Bye bitches!
