Hello my little pieces of ass lint! Today Im having a hard time waking up… I think its the heat! This summer was so weird for me… Usually I complain about the heat and literally CANT take it. Yet this year the heat really hasnt bothered me that much, YET my body has reacted to the heat in a way I havent experienced since I was a kid and was out side all day long. Someone told me the UVA index was really high this year, I wonder if this is the cause!? For example, I have heat rash in a couple places and thats something I havent had for a long time. I also think I had my very first sun burn – I couldnt believe it!!! I was sitting outside at Prince’s Island Park with some friends and I slapped my leg in excitement as I was talking (Im a little theatrical & comical when telling stories *in a good way*), and OmFg My leg STUNG & burned… I was confused for a second, I never felt that feeling before in my life! SO there I was, mid-story, now silent and staring at my leg where I just slapped it, it was red, and felt. so… burnt! SO I kinda giggled and said to my friends “omg I think Im getting a sun burn” Thats never happened before… I also peeled pretty bad which I havent peeled since I was a kid.

Oh and yep, the dizziness and fainting spells is back and I havent had that for a long time too… I literally faint! This year I passed out while cooking – I tried to make it away from the stove and thats about as far as I got and then I was at one with the floor and the fridge lol. The other time I was taking a bong hoot and ran to the window to blow out the smoke and the next thing I knew I was vibrating on the floor and remember being so confused because that one came so fast. Theres a feeling of disconnection with your cognivity that you feel when you faint… its really weird.

Anyway the sun wasnt so mentally taxing this year but physically its diddled my nuts a little!

OKAY and now for some pictures! (Another post will follow right after this where I will again nail andrews balls to the wall and share ALL his info with you reader!

And some of my recent gifts from my amazon wishlist!

shampooer from loser andrew

Diamonds arent my best friend but my o my these ones do look good in my ears!!! Right andrew?

andrew buys me 3 of the same pair of shoes! lol

gold, silver, faux chinchilla (because I dont wear real fur & those who do are losers), and coach! amazon wishlist goodies!

Booty-Ful panties!

(((NOTE: YFROG is fucking up the above 7 images – they will have to be moved over to twitpic or something )))

more prezzies from andrew

These feather earrings are something else in person! So pretty! real feathers are amazing!

Keep The Gravy Train Rolling In bitches!  & comment below!

(P.S I started my blog post in the Morning and just finished it! – If theres confusion on the “waking up” part, and its night time

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Guy Gossip Part 2!

Okay so I left off last post, in part one of guy gossip with meeting Richard… Okay so, I was at a club with a bunch of friends and I was outside with one of my friends while she smoked and when we were going in to our table and turned around the corner BAM there was this uber fucking hottie! He seen me and had this big “I want to eat you smile” on his face… I think I drooled. Seriously, the kid is fucking HAWT!!!

Anyway me & ange went back to the table, I said to manda omg look at this fucking hottie over here – I want to rape him… like literally rape him! hahaa – Anyway the next thing I know my vodka filled bestie did what she calls her “vodka swagger”, but the rest of the world would call her stagger, and grabbed him and pointed at me and like pretty much instantly he came over to me. Manda later told me that she went to tell him to go talk to me because I think he’s cute. (I know, what are we 12yrs old? – we all have that drunk friend who makes memorable nights… dont judge haha) Anyway she said she didnt even really get to finish what she was saying because when he heard it was about me he just flew right over!

Aaand fade to black; Richard can give an amazing massage, makes great cash, hot hot hot but he was a flop… Hes one of the most boring people I ever met! He has absolutely nothing to say, ever. I cant deal with that, like at all! Im the type that when Im around – no one is bored and boring people around me make me want to rip my hair out! So yeah boring boys dont work for me!

Even when Im sitting still Im doing something… It sucks Richard was so hot but what a fucking boring bastard.. and I mean BORING! Okay I think Iv expressed how boring I thought Richard was hahaha!

*NEXT*

So what about that guy Mike who I said I knew it would be easy to whip and control… Well I may have bit off a little more than I care to deal with this time obviously this means I have kept Mike around – and this is somewhat true. Mike believes hes around for genuine reasons, like me liking him as much or for the same honest reasons he likes me. But too bad so sad sucker thats just not the case.

Do I feel bad for leading him on? Even though he really is a Good Guy and I did feel a little bit bad in the beginning – I dont feel bad any more because like every other inferior male out there – He too needs some training and a good old fashion reality check! Funny?! but Im totally serious… Like stupid things Mike acting like he thinks his wants are actually as important as mine, or like he’s entitled to be treated as if he’s special to me.

You guys may think its funny, or maybe that Im joking – but Im not… like, the kid actually, really thinks were equals! Naturally, I have a problem with that as Im sure you dildos could imagine. He obviously hasnt been trained very well by his past ex GF’s or hes delusional… either way his first mistake was sowing me how intensely he feels about me after like what a month and a half?!

Things I know; hes soft, hes weak, hes falling for me, and he thinks we are in a relationship. Facts; I really actually and honestly dont give a fat fuck about him at all!

Basically I call him over when I want a massage or.. umm, to be “serviced” when I want him to drive me and my friends around, if I feel like having my feet rubbed while I watch a movie. But I never bring him out with *My* friends or anything like that. He’s basically my secret summer time fun bitch and the dumb ass thinks I actually like him. I dont feel bad because of this reason – if you think I actually like YOU when Iv done nothing to show you I like you-like you… Just assume that you’re on my level and worthy when I haven’t vocalized one emotion to you. Well then its your fault you’re so stupid hahaha!

Okay example time: We were at the park and I was on the swings and I yelled for him to come push me – A few minutes into him pushing me I tell him “I want him behind me on his knees with his lips puckered… That way when I swing backwards and forwards he can kiss my ass… and while you’re at it why not stick out your tongue and give me some real fun on the swings hahahaha”

Obviously he didn’t… but my hysteric cackles on the swing seemed to do something to him as he had this funny look on his face – almost victimized? I found that extra funny. This is the type stuff I say to him alll the time… Constantly I make him get on his knees and kiss my ass and tell me how pretty he thinks my ass is! Umm Yeah thats right – and he does it! Its fucking funny too because often he will say after “Oh you’re so cute” Yeahhh right buddy whatever makes you feel better about being my bitch See How can I walk away from this? He makes it way too easy to boss around and toy with – its almost like he doesnt care… anything to be with me! Well hey if you’re going to stay and take my abuse then you deserve it!

However I am getting bored and Mike is starting to whine and snivel and bitch, sooo its time to send the poor fella packing! Yeah wah wah heart bleeding moment… I know hes going to drop the Love bomb on me when I ditch him.. like you guys dont even know, he tries to stare in my eyes and do all this emotional making a connection shit with me and all Im doing is giggling in his face – like actually!

Im cutting the strings… this bitch is just too attached for his own good!

Speaking of boys… Guess who I seen last weekend?! Brody! Yeah and umm Mandas little get together last weekend, I actually brought tekilakid via my laptop and you wont even believe how poorly tekilakid behaved and how he wasted every humiliation junkies dream experience and complained about it too! Oh yeah he had 3 hot girls watching him and Umm… well Ill save the details for that post which is next! Yeah stay tuned!

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