Jul
Banff was great!
Hello my pathetic slim balls… you can quit moping in front of your computer waiting for me to return, because clearly your hottest & ever so spoiled rotten Princess is back!
I went to banff for the weekend and had a weekend of total pampering, which was well needed because it was followed by a long move! Moving sucks! However here I am still cruel, still perfect, still rolling in the dough, and still ready to rip you pigs a new hole! But, whats new? 
before I left I sent out a $100.00 paid mail to my nite flirt skid marks ordering they pay for my weekend in banff and I must say idiots, ALLOT of you stupid pencil peckers came through just like I KNEW you would! Nothing like going away for 3 days, then moving for two and coming back online to see you idiots still put thousands in my account!
Anyway, Im far too busy to sit here and type to the decay of the internet… I will post again tomorrow!
bye bye carpet stains!
