Guy Gossip Part 2!

Okay so I left off last post, in part one of guy gossip with meeting Richard… Okay so, I was at a club with a bunch of friends and I was outside with one of my friends while she smoked and when we were going in to our table and turned around the corner BAM there was this uber fucking hottie! He seen me and had this big “I want to eat you smile” on his face… I think I drooled. Seriously, the kid is fucking HAWT!!!

Anyway me & ange went back to the table, I said to manda omg look at this fucking hottie over here – I want to rape him… like literally rape him! hahaa – Anyway the next thing I know my vodka filled bestie did what she calls her “vodka swagger”, but the rest of the world would call her stagger, and grabbed him and pointed at me and like pretty much instantly he came over to me. Manda later told me that she went to tell him to go talk to me because I think he’s cute. (I know, what are we 12yrs old? – we all have that drunk friend who makes memorable nights… dont judge haha) Anyway she said she didnt even really get to finish what she was saying because when he heard it was about me he just flew right over!

Aaand fade to black; Richard can give an amazing massage, makes great cash, hot hot hot but he was a flop… Hes one of the most boring people I ever met! He has absolutely nothing to say, ever. I cant deal with that, like at all! Im the type that when Im around – no one is bored and boring people around me make me want to rip my hair out! So yeah boring boys dont work for me!

Even when Im sitting still Im doing something… It sucks Richard was so hot but what a fucking boring bastard.. and I mean BORING! Okay I think Iv expressed how boring I thought Richard was hahaha!

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So what about that guy Mike who I said I knew it would be easy to whip and control… Well I may have bit off a little more than I care to deal with this time obviously this means I have kept Mike around – and this is somewhat true. Mike believes hes around for genuine reasons, like me liking him as much or for the same honest reasons he likes me. But too bad so sad sucker thats just not the case.

Do I feel bad for leading him on? Even though he really is a Good Guy and I did feel a little bit bad in the beginning – I dont feel bad any more because like every other inferior male out there – He too needs some training and a good old fashion reality check! Funny?! but Im totally serious… Like stupid things Mike acting like he thinks his wants are actually as important as mine, or like he’s entitled to be treated as if he’s special to me.

You guys may think its funny, or maybe that Im joking – but Im not… like, the kid actually, really thinks were equals! Naturally, I have a problem with that as Im sure you dildos could imagine. He obviously hasnt been trained very well by his past ex GF’s or hes delusional… either way his first mistake was sowing me how intensely he feels about me after like what a month and a half?!

Things I know; hes soft, hes weak, hes falling for me, and he thinks we are in a relationship. Facts; I really actually and honestly dont give a fat fuck about him at all!

Basically I call him over when I want a massage or.. umm, to be “serviced” when I want him to drive me and my friends around, if I feel like having my feet rubbed while I watch a movie. But I never bring him out with *My* friends or anything like that. He’s basically my secret summer time fun bitch and the dumb ass thinks I actually like him. I dont feel bad because of this reason – if you think I actually like YOU when Iv done nothing to show you I like you-like you… Just assume that you’re on my level and worthy when I haven’t vocalized one emotion to you. Well then its your fault you’re so stupid hahaha!

Okay example time: We were at the park and I was on the swings and I yelled for him to come push me – A few minutes into him pushing me I tell him “I want him behind me on his knees with his lips puckered… That way when I swing backwards and forwards he can kiss my ass… and while you’re at it why not stick out your tongue and give me some real fun on the swings hahahaha”

Obviously he didn’t… but my hysteric cackles on the swing seemed to do something to him as he had this funny look on his face – almost victimized? I found that extra funny. This is the type stuff I say to him alll the time… Constantly I make him get on his knees and kiss my ass and tell me how pretty he thinks my ass is! Umm Yeah thats right – and he does it! Its fucking funny too because often he will say after “Oh you’re so cute” Yeahhh right buddy whatever makes you feel better about being my bitch See How can I walk away from this? He makes it way too easy to boss around and toy with – its almost like he doesnt care… anything to be with me! Well hey if you’re going to stay and take my abuse then you deserve it!

However I am getting bored and Mike is starting to whine and snivel and bitch, sooo its time to send the poor fella packing! Yeah wah wah heart bleeding moment… I know hes going to drop the Love bomb on me when I ditch him.. like you guys dont even know, he tries to stare in my eyes and do all this emotional making a connection shit with me and all Im doing is giggling in his face – like actually!

Im cutting the strings… this bitch is just too attached for his own good!

Speaking of boys… Guess who I seen last weekend?! Brody! Yeah and umm Mandas little get together last weekend, I actually brought tekilakid via my laptop and you wont even believe how poorly tekilakid behaved and how he wasted every humiliation junkies dream experience and complained about it too! Oh yeah he had 3 hot girls watching him and Umm… well Ill save the details for that post which is next! Yeah stay tuned!

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Truth be told Im just testing my new blog theme and I need a few more posts to see what everything will look like… BUT – since I am writing in here and I did promise an update on my guy gossip…

Okay so, a few of my slaves have asked me about the boyfriend with all the tattoos (this guy). Well thats Brody and hes so old news, I made you dummies aware of this on twitter! Anyway, I broke up with Brody twice in two months, cheated on him, told him, blamed him, and then made him beg for me back, and yeah Brody and I are done and have been for awhile.

So then came Mitch… OmG I really really really liked Mitch, and right away!!! For the slaves who have been obsessed with me for years & reading my blog for a while… you know you have NEVER heard me say I really liked a guy – so that was huge for me! Anyway Mitch and I met at a club haha I know, it was bound to be real love right! lol – But we had so much in common, and his dick was fucking PERFECT! Like OmFg and it was actually nice to look at! So as hot, good in bed, and fun Mitch was, he had a little problem with his ego which was really fkin nauseating.

Long story short he started to annoy me more and more, and one day with the coaching of one of my sadistic girl friends who lives to watch me break up with my boyfriends… I decided that he was no longer worthy of being my bitch, shadow, boyfriend, etc… SO since I knew I would have to do/say something really harsh to drive my point home in his infantile, ego-driven pea brain, I decided to go public and break up with him on his facebook wall! hahaha

So when he was at work I posted some pretty mean stuff on his wall… I cant remember what I wrote word for word, but I do remember making it crystal clear to anyone who read his wall… If it wasnt for his dick he would be useless and that yeah Ill finally admit it, I think his friend is hotter… and some things we did sexually that would humiliate him in front of his friends, and of course let him know in case he couldnt tell… Its Over Bitch!

Sure I looked a little coo-coo leaving a message like that on my ex bf’s wall… but at least everyone knew he licked my ass all the time and was practically my bitch sex slave! So Id say I win and hopefully hes learned how to not be such an arrogant annoyance… Uhh lol seriously theres not enough room in the universe for My ego and anyone else hahaha

A Couple days later I was out with some friends and I was introduced to this sweet, well tanned, muscular guy who looked like a cub out of his den for the first time. Obviously this was a serious “good boy”. I couldnt decide if I was interested only because I knew how inexperienced in every way he was and how corrupting him would be so fun… I do have a “thing” for teasing and torturing guys… Its actually exciting to me to date guys and make them like me, love me, lust me, whatever and tease them, make them chase me, confuse them… Anyway the biggest attraction to Mike wasnt how tanned and muscular he was, or how cute he was… it was how innocent he looked and how I just KNEW I could get him around my finger and make him my bitch so easy. Watching him grovel and beg and jump hoops and ass kiss would just be so damn awesome! haha

But there was one little part of me that knew this wasnt right… But that was over a month ago and you know Me – Im a brat. I so called it too… the poor kid is whipped, its so cute! Too bad for Mike, hes soo into me and he is what my friends and I call my “summer fun” hahaha! Also too bad for him because I met Richard 2 or 3 weekends ago and OMG Richard is HOT!

Okay Im ending this post here and Ill do a guy gossip part 2 post after this. I need another post on this new blog so it only makes sense to end here and finish on the next one!

Bye Bye bitches!