Sunday was nice and relaxing… Although alot of it was spent chit chatting with some girlfriends on the phone I did go out and do a little shopping with a good friend too which was nice.
When I returned home I turned my nite flirt phone lines on and was called by Loser. Loser sounded very funny, as if he was pulling his pickle a mile a minute. I ordered him to stop before I hung up and puked. He told me he wasnt masturbating at all. Uhh then what has you sounding so incredibly stupid then I had asked the little loser. He told me he was at the office tipsy I laughed my ass off… we played a few drinking games and by the end of it he had sent $800.00 to my account.ÂÂ
Today he called back to thank me for taking his 800.00 and to tell me how much it turned him on. He said he didnt have much time to talk as his wife was upstairs getting ready to go make love to him. LMAO must be fuck night? Being the kind sweet girl I am, I told him I would do him the favor of raising my rates to 50.00 a minute and that way he can get good and excited for little wifeypoo. He called back and we spoke at $50.00 until we could hear her coming down looking for him… he was hiding in a bedroom closet by the time we were done! Needless to say I was very amused, you know I love when you dorks hide from wifey and spend your money on me!
Earlier today I went to the mall, and when I left my house there was a big ass surprise outside for me! Not only was there NO snow, it was sunny! summer just might be on the way! SO get ready for my uber sexy and tiny Juicy Couture swim suit pictures!
Well bitches, its 5:00pm and I haven’t ate yet but Iv just all of a sudden felt hungry so this means I am done posting for now… wahh wahh boo hoo to you dummies who got left out of the post! Hee hee will have to work again for me! I think I am going to order in some Vietnamese or Korean food!
Bye puppets!