Hi idiots… As per fucking usual, life is perfect – like me! Before I dish the dirt on some of my regular asswipes, I want to start with a new pig who called me today on NiteFlirt. And yeah I mean pig… like a massively fat pork roast, two ton blimp who actually dubbed himself “fat ass” when I asked his name. After he told me his name was “fat ass” I started to laugh and asked just how fat he was… he said over 300 pounds. How fucking sick! What was amazing though was after I went off on a never ending string of insults for a good 3 minutes and ripped him a new asshole for being such a hideous mound of lard… I heard something super gross!!! Yep you guessed it the beached whale was panting and moaning… and it seemed he was getting his salty-rocks off on my mean and very cruel tirade.  It was so funny though… I painted such a nice picture for him about how I can see him in his fat-mobile (one of those electric wheelchairs) driving to Mc donalds and ordering EVERYTHING off the menu and polishing it all off… probably one hand with 3 big macs shoving it in his swollen face while hes got his other paw on his greasy snausage. “Uhh Uhh Uhh dont forget the dildo in my ass Mistress” the fat fag said. Ahhh was really an amusing call, and as Iv said before… Just when I think Iv heard it all one of you little trolls rolls out with something new for me.

So the animated picture at the top of this post… These are a few snaps of 2 hours of cam time with my servant my tequila bitch. I got him WASTED! Im sure it would have went on much longer had he not been so wasted that he couldnt form a sentence or keep his head up… However this is how drunk I got him then rolled him for his NF spending max. He had on his wig, high heels up his ass, then sucked them off clean, and even took his lap top to the bathroom and had an ice cold shower while I sat and laughed at him shivering in the cold water. (on my orders of course) Oh what a sexy devil I am!

My sexy shoes and top Iv ordered from Amazon earlier this week with the GC my 4eyed nerd Tim Kerr sent me are here. Their so super sexy, Ill take pictures this week and show them off here on my blog!

The “Anonymous loser” had messaged me late one night to tell me yet again how much he needs me and confess how he is never able to stay away from me long. After a few minutes of chit chat we came to an agreement on how utterly worthless and meaningless he is and how he doesnt even deserve a single minute of my time. He confessed how he is going broke with his dirty little drug habit and other moronic addictions. With all that said I found it hard to not give the poor fuck some kind of relief – some how. Perhaps I felt bad for him momentarily??? So I decided to help relive his wallet of the extra weight it had to carry around and dinked him of $1600.00 in tributes and GC’s. Hahaha did you dummies really belive I felt bad for some old fuck with a drug habit in addition to him being a replaceable slave? and actually want to help him in any form? Tee-Hee not this Princess. Im quite fond of my sexy little devil horns and quite content being a self-involved greedy ego maniac. Ill have more sexy shoes coming from this douche bags GC on Amazon… so when they get here Ill post them with the other new ones.

Ohh I also got the new flip video recorder… I got it in pink of course, and will show that off too when it gets here! Omg I got the hottest new skirt from Amazon too… Ill deffinatly be showing off in that soon too!

Ohh so it seem my newest fag, and cheap cock whore Gerald is still on board with being pimped out by me. He is away at work and will be home ready to suck and fuck in the next week or two. So Im creating ads online to set him up with as much dick as possible! His continuous tributes to me have been rolling in, and this just proves how much of a whore he is. He has to pay me to let him suck dick, for my time, and then hand over every bit of money he earns smoking pole to me too. What a good little slut!

My kind-of-new drunk puppy Dave is in full swing with his very regular drunk sessions with me. Oh his liver must be a wreck hahaha. I get him smashed at work and at home, then tell him how Im going to ruin his relationship with his wife, make him do humiliating things on cam, and of course fuck him right in his wallet too. He loves every minute of it. In fact, I really think this drunken bozo is on the verge of becoming my very own alcoholic toy. Half the time he doesnt remember all the details, which I find totally funny… he just remembers a blur of a good time. He is starting to develop an attachment to me, meanwhile I dont give a single solitary shit about him and never will.

Okay my little dick holes… Im done typing for now… will post again tomorrow or the day after. Tonight is UFC and you ass hats know I never miss a fight so Ill be wrapped up in that all night probably and may or may not turn my nf lines on after.

Bye bye bitches!