Hello would-be-men! Dare I say I feel on top of the world & well again while we have snow on the ground?! Well I feel fucking perfect! You may all rejoice and celebrate the return of my health! Im sure you fucking douche-bags realize this means my horns have emerged & this means good things for you sheet stains. Yes it sure does… it means your bank accounts will begin to fade again, your lacking self-esteem will become all the more depleted, & of course you will have me control every second of your pathetic life!

This idiot with a very very very tiny, extremely extra small pecker called me shortly after I logged onto Nite Flirt yesterday & began his call with an apology for having a tiny tic tac for a cock & begged me to turn my $49.99 a minute phone line on for him.

What was a Princess to do? I couldnt deny the bitch the sheer joy of speaking with ME at $49.99 a minute. Plus he has a small shameful noodle he deserved to be used that way. So I agreed, I turned my $49.00 a minute NiteFlirt line on and enjoyed myself by humiliating that sliver dick until he was almost in tears. Haha!

After he was dismissed he clearly hadnt had enough because he was off to go get some more abuse on my website buying my humiliation goodies. Later that night, or should I say very early this morning ( 4:00am) he called me again on my $49.00 a minute nite flirt phone line however I dont even remember accepting his phone call and he sat there getting totally ignored while I slept paying those rates for 4 minute! Ha-fucking-ha

A new piece of ass-lint has surfaced as well… and like many he got a rude awakening when he realized he was dealing with a Real Princess who doesn’t tolerate bullshit. You see he thought that maybe I would be like some of the other mistresses he spoke with who would let him eat up my time for free… how ever all he got was an order to pay or piss off. He paid, then I told him that would be his only warning that if he ever tried to serve me again with out making his wallet do the talking he would be blocked & banned. He assured me he would be very generous. Well we will see. :twisted:ÂÂ

Well my losers… the only thing I really did while I was away sick was when I did feel good I would hit the mall and shop. In fact I did a ridiculous amount of shopping the past couple weeks and I have a closet full of bags which are filled with clothes and shoes that should be put away.

This should be your job, however since your flaming ass is not here I am going to go put away all my sexy new shoes and clothes.

bye bye bitches!