Hello pathetic little servant boys… The past few days have been filled with some crazy ass hilarious losers doing their very best to amuse me. Iv often said its like sometimes certain types of morons will come in waves, and this week it certainly has been a wave of idiots.

Perhaps its due to my last few posts with the pictures of dummies who have taken some stupid pictures for me, but either way this week Iv had soo many losers go way above and beyond the normal stupidity most of you do.

Before I get into that, lets have a look at some of my stuff that came in!

Theres a box full of games & movies that I forgot to take a picture of but what-the-fuck-ever lol as if it really matters! So as you can see my sexy new Gucci watch, Chanel sun glasses, my 8.0mp digital camera, black elite xbox, xbox HD dvd player, and all the games and movies, plus my Nintendo DS games came in!

I love it! and want to take a big fucking guess at what I love almost as much as my stuff???… yes thats right douche-bags… I didnt pay for a single red penny of it!

So did I mention my little dick-weed came slithering back around and dropped off another 1k a couple days ago? Well he did and he did that while he was away visiting his family HA-fucking-HAA! Even while he is with his family he still cant stay away!

Kind of like my tequila bitch… he came slithering around for a quick minute to get his abuse fix before that stupid girlfriend of his came back over to his house (in my opinion the bitch has been hanging around WAY too much) anyway he had the joy of talking to me at $7.77 a minute and making a $200.00 tribute before he had to go scurrying away. Probably to go clean up… Uhh!

Some new dink-fuzz named bobby actually gave himself a swirly for me. let me just say it right now… I laughed my face right off! This idiot paid $500.00 to stick his head in the toilet and give himself a swirly, what a dumbass! When he was all done he got on the phone and said “Princess?… Did that amuse you?” All he could hear from me was the sound of me laughing harder than I had in days. Fucking giggling, I was ready to fall right out of my chair!

Fargo, has been up to his eyeballs in obsessing over me still! With his $50.00 a minute calls to me, and his pathetic voice… Today he came slithering around again joining my members area and buying a bunch of my pay to view goodies. ADDICT! haha

Anyway ass-sniffers… Im off to go make some new videos!