725… Thats how many bitches I have on my email list! 725 of you have joined my mailing list I started about a year and a half ago… Funny, you think I would be hammering the emails out to you morons often but I never do email you little dinks… Im going to start though… Maybe an email every other week just to remind you flamers who owns you!
As I was going through my emails today I found a funny email that I was going to post just after Christmas… guess I got too busy…
As you dorks know, I made a special Christmas assignment just like I did last year. This years assignment with out going into too much detail was basically designed to get my losers tipsy and make an ass of themselves at Christmas dinner. So I had several keywords and phrases listed in my assignment, and when my losers heard these specific words they had to drink. Depending on what they were drinking (I gave a few choices for booze they were allowed to buy) I told them even how much to drink… Of all the responses I got, one made me giggle the most, and here it is:
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Dear Princess,
It has taken a few days to recover, as I followed Your Christmas 2005/2006 tasks to the letter. I must admit, I was completely hammered and stupid by 6:00 PM on christmas day. All those I spent the day with were very pissed at me, for getting in such a state. Further, i forgot about the tampon in my ass when I passed out later that evening, and awoke with a throbbing A…hole….it didn’t come out easy!! Thank You for this most deserved punishment…it kept me thinking of You constantly, and let everyone around me know what a true loser I really am. I’m not sure I will be invited on Christmas day next year, as what few friends I have now have their doubts!
love, loserrandrew.
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OMG hahaha I still laugh so hard when I read this… Just to give you some understanding on the tampon part… Last year I had some of my dummies lube up their ass and shove in a tampon and leave it there for all of Christmas… Believe me, there was many sore asses the next day! Anyway loserandrew decided to do BOTH 2005 and 2006 Christmas Assignments on Christmas this year! what a tool! Awesome though, what a good laugh!
Well you tards are just hilarious… Now all the closet calls have stopped, but theres a humiliation wave sweeping the Princess Mindy barn. Even my pay pigs are wanting to drop off their money but while their doing it their begging for humiliation. Its been a wacko January!
Well Im getting the itch, the itch to move! My house Im in now is beautiful… its just beautiful… it wreaks of money! BUT I want more things… such as another dog or 2. I was thinking another Pomeranian, and one chiwawa… so I will want a bigger yard. Plus I want a bigger yard anyways for this summer for parties. Also no excuses, I dont need any – Im spoiled and thats just the way it is… I just want even bigger and better house. While I havent even started looking, I think im going to start in a month or two. So get ready to pay for allot of stuff my pets!
To those who sent your tributes… Well done you can jack off today! But unfortunately, you may not blow your poison, you will have to beg me this weekend to let you
Well bye losers, Im off to go have a nice hot bath, I bet you wish you could be my bath water!