Hi ass bandits and idiots… Uhh Woops! I wrote a post like 3 weeks ago, prior to the last couple I wrote to let you fucking losers know that Id be in the country for most of the summer and would update as I bloody well felt like it. BUT I hit “save” rather “publish” on the post and thus - you shit stains never got to read it!

So consider this your update of my absence… I am GREATLY enjoying myself out of the city soaking up the sun in the country. I shop at little boutiques nearly everyday, I alternate spa days with inferred sauna and swimming days, and have dinner catered to me or dine out every single night. Iv returned to the city to party my ass off this past Friday (the pictures are fucking wicked), and I have quite the tan going on!!! I assume you guys have been attempting to get your fix with wannabe’s and cheap knock off versions of me as Im not really around much… but dont worry Ill be back soon. Id like to say Im not surprised at the yahoo IM’s and emails Iv got with inquires to my absence,,, but actually I am quite shocked at how many fucking tards read my blog and are distraught over my absence.

Listen fuckers… your worthless and lucky you ever get any form of communication with Moi at all - so lets change your lowly way of thinking. Think of how hard you work… all of you… all your work, efforts and sacrifices when you pay up with no thanks from me. Now I am throwing it out daily in massive amounts like its nothing at all… your money is being spent in absorbent amounts on a very over priced country get-away. And *I* didnt pay for a single cent of it!

Point… while your crying your beady eyes out just enjoy the fact Im living oh so well On your dime! Haha!

Honestly though… I cant wait for you all to see the new pictures of me and some of my hot new clothes. I thought Id be here relaxing and being catered too only.. I had no idea Id find high end clothes here.

A quick note though… My abuse of losers has NOT come to a complete pause! Hehehe Yes a select few have had the joy of shelling it out by the thousands weekly… isnt that right Matt, Turbin tard, and my UK drunk!!!

Well fuckers… Im not totally MIA as I actually do love to abuse you morons, so Iv been coming up with a new project Ill fully release in the next week or so. Its called Summer Of Sin. Its sole being is to make you a bigger idiot and more dependant on me than ever!

Ta Ta for now dinks!

Ahh yes… Life is tres Fab. Mr. Turbin Pig keeps on spending. He’s just begging me for a special name too, something that makes fun of the fact that hes a loser, pays the fuck up, and he’s a Hindu. Well I cant find the right name yet… I think a few more thousand may help me think a little more clear because my curry cash boy… the $2500.00 this week is just not enough. 

[ Click The Pic Morons ]

My London pet is in fact hooked… he’s not going anywhere - ever. he pays, multiple times a week and to be more accurate he’s moved onto “Im paying weather I talk or dont talk” realm. However hes been talking allot more personal stuff the past week or two… hmm someone’s got real feeling for me?! Well woopdidoo pet join the fucking club.

London loser has had the joy of sending me about another 1200.00 this week too… and hes not done yet

The niteflirt calls this week have been somewhat amusing…  seems theres a flood of retards out there these days and it gives me the huge sensation to spit! Yes I said it, spit. Retards out there with tiny dicks, no self-esteem and are as wimpy as they come make me want to spit in disgust… hehe How hot would that be to have me spit in your little loser faces?! you stupid pussies would probably never wash your faces again.

Who could blame you though spit on your face from me is a super huge privilege!

anyway today is day 1 of my “that time of the months” I have cramps and Im not in the mood for blogging so why dont you worthless pimple dicks go get a tampon and shove it right up your money holes for the next week! “twisted”

bye bye bitches

 Its finally Done Ass Sniffers!!! Iv completely changed my members area which has been LONG over due. In addition bitches to this, Iv added 6 new photo sets… and all Iv got to say is… Bring a fucking napkin drooler! When you dumb wimpy pigs set your bug eyes on my new ass and leg sets Im sure you’ll be panting like the dogs you are.

Yay for “oink oink” who had the joy of running around to WU in the heat to send me $275.00. Yay for Turbi (a new hindu fag) who had the sheer joy of tributing me $999.99 for one sexy picture of my precious feet!

and yah for Tim Kerr of 4333 Newport Ave, Baltimore, MD who is an extremely worthless nerdy little pimple who; I guess - would love to have a hot horny fag show up at his house and drive his pecker in his AND his Korean wife (Kieshel) money holes!

Tim would also like to have me leave his phone number here for all to call but I feel his home address is sufficient for now hahaha! Maybe Ill leave more of his info tomorrow just for fun!

Ohhh mr. boring 2008 finally got blocked on NF. “Mtoe” I dont care how much you have spent in the past when your broke and cant come through your gone bitch. Seems this shit stain is used to calling the other lowly bargain priced “Mistresses” where they sing and dance for little amount of $$. No offence (well maybe a little meant) but I am a much higher caliber and I dont mingle with Mc-slaves who enjoy partaking on Mc-Domination.

Im the real sweet Deal morons!

Ohh my ugly jew goody…. Well this short nasty little hair ball had his wallet dinked a little and was sent packing due to my lack of interest in his tiring charade as of late… BUT you can come on back JEWlery boy… Princess has unblocked you… dont fret I wouldnt deny you the honor of paying me again!

Anyway pimple dicks… Ill be on nite flirt and yahoo… go check out my new pictures and get those wallets ready for a spnkin!

Hi hi Hi pimple dicks and pigs! Wow can I get any more sexy? Iv gained a few pounds over the winter and its gone straight to my Princess Pom-Pom’s… and might I just say, every time I think Iv hit the peek of my vaingloriousness… Im wrong. I just keep giving myself reasons to be even more full of myself! I mean who gains 10 pounds STILL looks thin and gets bigger perky boobs? HA - Only me bitches! Not like those monstrous sow’s with their stretched out saggy utters you slim dicks end up with ((was that rude? - oh well))

(Click the Pic of me)

Anyway,  My uk-pisser has been displaying his true love for me. Yes he did admit to being in love with me, seems he hears birds chirping and love music playing whenever he’s near me. Funny though thats not what I hear when we are in Yahoo messenger - I just hear a sweet Cha Chiing! sound. Matt, your $1100.00 and I are going to have fun together this weekend!

Laa Laa Laa dadiididaa - This the sound of LOVE oui? My Italian moron who was recently fired has come back in love as well too. Though he is notorious for his very lengthy letters of love OR depression (depending on how Iv treated him), had sent me a short quick mail on NiteFlirt to basically tell me he doesnt think its fair he’s fired. We had some fun hitting his NF daily limit which was about $1200.00. He just loves to pay his rude, bossy hot Princess. Giamira Its not enough, do your job better!

My traveling Canadian Lushy-poo I guess is *not* back… just back enough to pay my $300.00 PTV mail but not back to actually have a session. Well wtf-ever dude. As long as that wallet keeps on talking were all good until you are settled back in the city for a good intoxication session!

So the past weekend I went out with a couple friends… had a few to many, but had a good time. We went club hopping down 17th ave SW and were the treat of the night. Yes I said the treat of the night because it was a treat for anyone lucky enough to see the 3 of us HOT girls out together. and yes the boys were drooling… too bad for them though, all they got were “you wish” looks. Haha - you guys are so entertaining I must say… as stupid as you all are, you are very amusing at times. Ill give you that.

Bye Bye Bitches…

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