XXX XXXXXXX (name edited), possible one of the worlds biggest nerds has been calling me allot over the past week. Unlike your typical online geek, Rick is very creative on his ideas that result in his humiliation. This clown wants… no – BEGS that one day Ill take him to a club, have him wear pig tails in his hair, bright red lipstick, high heel shoes, a pair of too small Capri spandex pants, and a bra stuffed with socks. He wants to be made to crawl into the club and tell hot guys their pretty, and ask them if he could kiss their dicks. His goals are to end up in the middle of the dance floor with girls whispering and pointing at him, while guys act tough and threaten to kick his ass LOZER hahaha – He wants to make such an ass of himself that the doormen will literally throw his stupid punk ass out on the sidewalk… so people outside the club will see him go rolling down the street once he gets tossed out. What a fuckin dummy – We go through 100 different scenarios that result in the most embarrassing things for him… but do you think thats good enough? Nope… XXXX XXXXXX wants to come to MY house in a fucking ballerina outfit and wash my car, mow my lawn, and do the gardening so my neighbors can can look in awe at his pathetic display and have a good laugh at him too… Mind you the clown will end up being arrested because someone is going to be sick looking at the nerd and call the police. Hey well thats floats his boat too because now he will be booked and stuck in a cell with bad ass criminals and get turned into a prison bitch.ÂÂ
On to better things… Like Me – I have a new way to get gifts… I want to get spoiled crazy this next few weeks… so pull out your credit cards and visit Nordstrom and send me E-gift certificates. Send gift certificates to mistress_mindy@hotmail.com
Click the above graphic to send me a gift certificate.
Being that Im a Canadian Princess… allot of good online stores wont send good stuff here to Canada… but Nordstrom does! So iv very excited about my new gifting option… so if you are reading this now… you better make yourself useful and GIMME GIMME!
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