Hi geeks… your frantic fiend for a new post from me is over…
Drunko Dennis who is a semi new boozer slave off NiteFlirt called me for my devilish help in getting him totally plastered while his wife was upstairs sleeping. In his words “She’s upstairs sleeping like damn well always” hahaha awww loser almost seems like hes sad wifey-poo ignores him hahaha! Anyway drunko had 24 cans of beer to drink… Usually I like my morons to have hard liquor but beer works as well… as long as the loser can handle all the bloating hahaha. Drunko Dennis had the huge pleasure of chugging 16 beers in 30 minutes in some VERY humiliating ways… I was pushing for all 24 beers but idiot stick just about tossed his cookies and begged me to let him off the hook and go lay down. I was kind enough to allow him to go lay down after he paid me a $400.00 tribute for ruining the fun hahaha!
Derrick the crack head from Calgary has been super pathetic this week. A few days ago he called me all cracked out from under a bridge on his cell phone – Omg what a low life loser… He then made a walk of shame to the liquor store so he could drink while he was sucking on the devils dick (smoking crack). K, I often call my slaves losers and insult them… just for fun hahaha… but this moron is really useless, and a total low life… like a real massive one. Needless to say I made him feel like shit and used him for whatever the crack head was worth. Truthfully… I enjoy taking advantage of addicts and idiots who get fucked up on whatever substance, they get so much more damn needy they will break their own leg off just to keep you talking to them hahaha!
He called again last night at about 1am, in a fucking dingy in the reservoir!!! I didnt believe him at 1st until he started splashing water around lol… This time he was just tipsy, and he must have been wasted because he started to tell me how good looking he is, and how he thought because we live in the same city that we might have a connection and could hang out (hahaha keep dreaming idiot), and how hes actually a really cool person. While I was laughing my pretty ass off that some old crack head who hangs out in reservoir’s and under bridges thinks hes hot and that Id actually ever spend a single second with a low life like that. Of course I told him that theres no way any girl like me would find some old crack head good looking. Thats when he tells me hes actually 26 years old! OMFG he sounded like an old haggard sac of skin… well I guess thats what he gets for being a crack head haha.
Anyway best part of the story, is how he was basically begging me to blackmail him… about 30 minutes after that I had his full name and number and he didnt even realize me extracting the info until I asked him if he realized what he just did. All I have to say is… Chaa Ching… bitch is about to me my personal ATM! Well done dumb dumb! Oh and derrick if your reading this… You’re right you do belong on 3rd ave sucking dick with the rest of the hookers… and if you dont deliver my cash demands… thats where you’re going to end up is on 3rd ave as a real life crack whore being pimped out by me!!! And Im sure I dont need to tell you that Ill expose you to your gf… you know I will!
Dick head ricky made quite the little confession last night, which was really amusing. He started out by asking if he could have a “Real Talk” with me about something important. I told him I dont care what he has to say, unless he opens that wallet 1st. So he sent his $200.00 tribute for my attention – fortunately for him I was in a playful mood so I told him since its an important talk its going to cost him extra for me to listen hahaha… so he went and sent another $100 and thanked me for making him pay extra. Looks like this dildo might do well in my world after all. Anyway he goes on to tell me he thinks hes falling in love with me. Im like OmG are you serious pindick? thats what you want to talk about? He thought that I never heard a slave say that before and it might be meaningful to me hahahaha! Unfortunately all he got was a broken heart as I told him “so fucking what? get in line with the other nimrods who are head over heels for me” he then let me know that he thought it might be meaningful for me because secretly he gets more hard over the idea of men then women. Well woopdidoo! lol ahh you men are so stupid thinking your feelings will ever matter!
Heres a little piece of one of my chats with Jom which I find so funny.
jom(edited): i’m glad you enjoyed running me into the ground
mistressmindy1: lol good
jom(edited): however my wallet hurts
jom(edited): i planned on spending 100
jom(edited): and i spent 515
jom(edited): so well done
jom(edited): guess i’ll just go pick up the broken pieces of my life
mistressmindy1: AHAHAH hahah well done to me!!!
mistressmindy1: LOL @ broken pieces of my life
mistressmindy1: OMG your level of patheticness is AWESOME
jom(edited): lol
mistressmindy1: wahh wahh snivel boo hoo… take your woody back to alert pay
Whats so funny about that is my master manipulation skills with you dick heads. Iv heard so many times “princess I only planned on spending X amount and I ended up spending X amount” I win, I always do and I always make you suckers cave… Its so amazing to be me… it really is!
Jom is a new(er) moron who has only been around MAYBE a week, but thus for hes been very amusing. hes a loser who LOVES humiliation and he often acts like hes going to cry and insults himself. Which I totally love. I cant help it, I like when I get slaves who self loath! Ha!
Here is my new teaser video… Its quite long for a free teaser video but I had elements I wanted to add and the result was it was long.
Drool away fuckers!
Princess Mindy Preview from Mindy Madison on Vimeo.