Hi idiots!!!
Do you like my pic nerds? Of course you do… so do what my captioned picture says, and get on your knees while you read this blog post!
Ahh lucky little leeb… he bought my “lick & sniff my ES skate shoes” video and after seeing his purchase I remembered how long it had been since the loser had a good wallet spanking from me…So I sent him a little email telling him hes a total moron and attached a $150.00 payment request to it… within minutes it was paid. But it was only one of TEN tributes the wimpy ass-wipe was to pay over the next 30 minutes. They all ranged from 100.00 – 250.00 and because Im so nice (hehehe) most of them included some verbal bashing and character assassination… needless to say, he thanked me for every cruel word. His total was $1750.00 in a mere 30 minutes… yay him!
So this new fat blob of a slave buys my Yahoo ID, and contacts me about my coerced feeding assignment which is a sick little assignment I put out for losers who want to be punished through their diets and made to eat crap all week long… Turns out this UK idiot has a feeding fetish… He likes to be the feedee, as he calls it. His 100.00 was sent to hear me tell him just how fat I want to make him, then he sent another 100.00 some guidance in helping him become a big fat whale! I had him on mic chowing down on a bag of candy which was pretty funny because, he has his English accent so I made him say what I make every guy with that accent say “Please Mindy, may I have some more” hahaha! omg its too funny when my UK idiots say that!
Mariner who? So I get this mail from another Mistress and says shes got this loser who needs a wallet raping and to be put in his place… she says his name is mariner and he will be calling me soon. So he calls and has the biggest pussy voice Iv heard in a long time… So of course I had ALLOT of fun making him feel like the biggest dweeb to step on the earth, and allowed him the joy of paying me $300.00. Turns out he tells the Mistress who told him to call me, that he gave me $400.00… ohh what a fucking clown, I guess even nerds like to try and act like big wigs too. Not that I would consider his 300, and even if it was 400.00 anything to write home about… but in his geeky pea-brain that extra 100 must have made him feel a little cool haha!
Drive-by tributes… well I must say the spending spell must be in the air as Iv had 3 random nobodies send me drive-by tributes in the past couple days. They dont say anything… they just pay and fuck off. Well done idiots!
f-f-faggot jason called me at 4-fucking-AM… I would say he woke me up, but for some reason I actually woke up a few minutes before the phone rang… maybe it was my spidy-senses?! Anyway I was in no mood for listening to this boring fag at that time in the morning… so I told him, “look homo, its 4am unless you are ready to tribute, just piss off because at this hour I only care about one thing, so whats it going to be?” Obviously he decided to pay me, and he paid pretty damn quick too… However when I got to my computer and seen it was only 100.00 I had to remind him of who he is talking to, what time it was and he better fix his cheap tribute. So he sent another $200.00 what a good pussy!
Sure it may seem like, if I dont want to take calls at that hour why be logged on… but really, I make my fucking rules… Ill stay logged on at night even if I dont want to talk, if a bitch wants to talk to me at some crazy hour, he’s getting hit up in his wallet… because… Im Greedy!
Well its been a couple months since my drunken bitch has called, but he broke down and called while his wife was away… Hes actually pretty amusing to talk to… he’s such a good ass kissing ego feeder!
Anyway bitches… Im sick of typing so if you want more of me (which I know you do)… Buy my Yahoo ID and message me, or call me on NiteFlirt!