Hi ass bandits and idiots… Uhh Woops! I wrote a post like 3 weeks ago, prior to the last couple I wrote to let you fucking losers know that Id be in the country for most of the summer and would update as I bloody well felt like it. BUT I hit “save” rather “publish” on the post and thus – you shit stains never got to read it!
So consider this your update of my absence… I am GREATLY enjoying myself out of the city soaking up the sun in the country. I shop at little boutiques nearly everyday, I alternate spa days with inferred sauna and swimming days, and have dinner catered to me or dine out every single night. Iv returned to the city to party my ass off this past Friday (the pictures are fucking wicked), and I have quite the tan going on!!! I assume you guys have been attempting to get your fix with wannabe’s and cheap knock off versions of me as Im not really around much… but dont worry Ill be back soon. Id like to say Im not surprised at the yahoo IM’s and emails Iv got with inquires to my absence,,, but actually I am quite shocked at how many fucking tards read my blog and are distraught over my absence.
Listen fuckers… your worthless and lucky you ever get any form of communication with Moi at all – so lets change your lowly way of thinking. Think of how hard you work… all of you… all your work, efforts and sacrifices when you pay up with no thanks from me. Now I am throwing it out daily in massive amounts like its nothing at all… your money is being spent in absorbent amounts on a very over priced country get-away. And *I* didnt pay for a single cent of it!
Point… while your crying your beady eyes out just enjoy the fact Im living oh so well On your dime! Haha!
Honestly though… I cant wait for you all to see the new pictures of me and some of my hot new clothes. I thought Id be here relaxing and being catered too only.. I had no idea Id find high end clothes here.
A quick note though… My abuse of losers has NOT come to a complete pause! Hehehe Yes a select few have had the joy of shelling it out by the thousands weekly… isnt that right Matt, Turbin tard, and my UK tipsy!!!
Well fuckers… Im not totally MIA as I actually do love to abuse you morons, so Iv been coming up with a new project Ill fully release in the next week or so. Its called Summer Of Sin. Its sole being is to make you a bigger idiot and more dependant on me than ever!
Ta Ta for now dinks!