Hello wimps… Im doing absolutely awesome, as per usual I wont bother asking how any of you are because you know I dont really care at all
The spa on Saturday was awesome, I went to a new spa that I had never been to before & Ill defiantly return there again. 3 hours of pampering & catering to was very relaxing.
With nerd Johns $500.00 Amazon Gift certificate I bought a 9MP digital camera which is not an slr but the closest thing you can get to it with out getting an slr, I dont know how to explain it as a camera is either an slr or its not but this camera apparently is supposed to be a “big deal” So my quality of pictures should be a huge improvement as soon as it gets here.
Oink Oink is truly fucked up haha – His pictures kept rolling in & almost each one was taken with his best friend BOB (battery operated boyfriend) Im making TWO posts today on my blog… the 2nd post will include some pictures so stay tuned for his pictures in that post!
My London loser who just cant seem to stay away no matter how much he claims he’s going to be normal has yet again come back for some humiliation. He always sobers up and say “Princess I changed my mind dont post my pictures please, Ill pay extra for you not too” He was in my yhaoo messenger all last night scheming of ways we could humiliate him in the most public ways. He took a very humiliating video of himself for me, but as I mention the pussy got cold feet after sobering up. hahaha Makes no difference to me, his 400 pounds still converts to $800 for me!
Short Nerdy Dweeb of the year Goody came back insanely weak and practically begging to be rapped last night. After blocking him he paid $700.00 to be re-added to Yahoo messenger & to have me talk to him. Seems he had some PROOF for me that he wasnt as ugly and geeky as I kept telling him he was. His proof was a new picture! Well pardon me for not ohh-ing and aww-ing but his pic was nothing short of hideous just like his others. I had my fun rubbing in his face how much he made me want to shove him in a locker & give him the wedgie of his life haha
After I had my fun with him I sent him over to my New Amazon Wish List & he bought me some 14kt gold earrings for my birthday.
Get busy buying me stuff for my birthday losers!
My Amazon wish list was also hit up by John my geek… Heres what he has bought so far. (the amethyst earrings are from nerd goody)
John the dork was on his way out to the park with wifey-pooh when he messaged me… I kept him from leaving with her for almost an hour haha – he loved it… he way prefers paying Me over spending time with her. Thats the way I like it too. Finally she yelled for him and he had to leave, only to return back to his Mistress at 3am. However I didnt end up talking to him because I was getting my beauty sleep.
Eww that sick fag Andrew Greene kept paying, but recently told me some news about his private life which will require him to be “normal” okay fagot – nobody cares. Needless to say his fat pictures wont be posted any more and he’s fired!
Good news… My $700.00 Amazon order from last week from nerd john was finally shipped over the weekend, the camera was shipped today, & so was my order containing guitar hero 3, mp3 player and docking station from the past Thursday!
Okay idiots… Ill be on NiteFlirt today so you lowly servants can call to worship & get abused!