Hi lowly ass stains! As mentioned before the socks I was waiting for to come in have as you can see in the picture to the left. Its no secret, and Iv mentioned many times before in my blog I have a massive sock fetish. NOT in the way you turds might have a sock fetish… but I LOVE cool socks & showing them off lol… Anyway when I set my eyes on these ultra cute frilly/ruffle socks I was soo excited to buy them. Well the “anonymous loser” last week actually bought them but whatever haha!
My 4eyed geek Tim Kerr sent a $150.00 Amazon GC to me – which I was not amused with considering I am accustomed to raping this idiot for thousands at a time… but this douche-bag had followed it up with a $300.00 tribute and was on his way to send another $350.00 to me via Amazon when he disappeared. I will skin you alive ass munch if its not sent TODAY. Though I suspect his stupid little wife probably called him again as she interupted us earlier in the night too… You need to sedate that boring bitch nerd!
Aww, my little tequila bitch just cant seem to do very well staying away from me and let his credit card heal from my ongoing slaughters to it. He again had the huge honor of watching me smoke and flip him off on cam to the tune of $700.00. He then proceeded to tell me he will be away for his honeymoon for about a week. HAHAHA can you imagine – in all Iv done to this wimp, and ALL the sexy cash Iv drained from him, his soon to be wife has really no idea! Possibly more dense then he is. The bitch is going to be going out of town again for almost a week… This always means BINGE TIME for my in-love tequila bitch.
The UPS, Canada Post, and DHL delivery guys are starting to remember me by name… They have been here SO many times this week its truly insane. Im so behind on pictures of my prezzies its just nuts!
My super lame loser Andy from Norway who is has just made to transfer to his new place of employment at a new company to make more money for ME to take, is quite photogenic it seems. I made him go on cam and keep this fat dildo in his mouth while he talked to me on Yahoo… I think he looks quite charming with a big-ole-cack in his chops!
Oh FattySlave – Tis my Birthday next month… You know thats Pay Time For you, so it looks like your back!
My UK cock sucker went on cam for me and shocked the shit out of me… A few months back he asked how he could make a better looking cock whore. Well he has these HUGE massive eyebrows so I told him if he really wants a BF he better mow his eyebrows and draw some decent ones on well needless to say he didnt do it… BUT last night he went on cam and OMFG he had NO eyebrows! Literally, I nearly fell out my my chair laughing. A+ for the amusement cock-ho! But yes indeedy it got better. He asked for my guidance to draw them on. Now how the hell could I pass up the opportunity to make him look even more ridiculous?! I couldnt! I had him get a perminent black marker and told him that we would draw the basic part on so he could use the stain of the black felt pen as a guideline for the week… My intentions were not so innocent of course. 15 minutes into this 1st step he was a mess… so in order to fix the mess on his wannabe eyebrows (which I intentionally gave him shitty directions on how to draw them on) we decided he would go with some bigger glamourous eyebrows… Shitty deal – they didnt turn out either… What did turn out? Very sexy BIG BLACK SQUARES! Yep he was left with big black squares for eyebrows hahaha! Umm whats sad about the whole situation? – He actually went and jerked off in the bathroom looking at himself! LOSER! His new eyebrows cost him $1200.00 and probably more humiliation than he ever bargianed for! Well done cock whore… You totally win geek of the week!
Okay Im done for the day, will finish the rest of my losers updates tomorrow AM, and also list my new members area updates!